Osama Bin Laden Photos as a Recruiting Tool?

Among President Obama’s justifications for not releasing photographs of the body of terrorist Osama Bin Laden was the expressed concern that they would be used as a “recruiting tool” for Al Qaeda.

To imagine just how that would happen, try to picture an Al Qaeda recruiter talking to a potential recruit.

          Recruiter: So, you’re thinking about a career in terrorism, are you?
          Candidate: Yes, sir. I’ve heard great things about your organization, but you know that you can’t believe everything you see in the press, so I had a couple of questions.
          Recruiter: OK, shoot…so to speak.
          Candidate: Well, do you guys have a pension plan?
          Recruiter: Not exactly…but we can promise you seventy-two virgins when you retire. Will that work for you?
          Candidate: Yeah, I suppose. But, how about advancement? Is there upward mobility within the organization?
          Recruiter: Absolutely! We have people suddenly retiring all the time! Why even our founder retired suddenly.
          Candidate: Really? Why did he do that?
          Recruiter: The Americans you see. They initiated a “hostile takeover”. On the bright side, he did get his seventy-two virgins almost immediately after the Americans started their takeover of his headquarters.
          Candidate: I see. I have to confess I’m terrible with names. What was your founder’s name again?
          Recruiter: Osama bin Laden. Great guy. Lots of laughs. Great dancer. I have a snapshot of him here at his retirement party. The Americans again. They never seem to go anywhere without a camera.
          Candidate: Seems like he spilled his drink all over himself.
          Recruiter: Nah, it’s not wine. Remember, we’re not allowed to drink. That’s his own blood.
          Candidate: And the hole in his head? Another retirement gift from the Americans?
          Recruiter: Yep, it sure is.
          Candidate: Gee, look at the time…I just remembered that I have another appointment that I just can’t miss. Thanks for your time though. I’ll have to think about this whole hooking up with Al Qaeda thing and get back to you. Bye.

Yes, Mr. President, I can really see how those photos would be an irresistible incentive for more young Muslims to join Osama’s former colleagues in what is turning into a death cult. Once again, I can see why the main stream sycophants, er, media describe you as the smartest guy in the room.


About Jim Yardley

Retired after 30 years as a financial controller for a variety of manufacturing firms, a two-tour Vietnam veteran, and independent voter.
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