Holiday Greetings and Wishes


To All My Democrat Friends: 
Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.  I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.  This is, of course, neither to suggest nor imply that Americans necessarily greater than any other country; also, this is not to imply that “America,” as noted herein, is the only America in the Western Hemisphere.  May these heartfelt wishes be received with equal intensity regardless of distribution of individual wealth, documented carbon footprint, or perceived social privilege among the wishees addressed herein.  This wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

  
 
To All My Republican Friends:
   
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
 

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About Jim Yardley

Retired after 30 years as a financial controller for a variety of manufacturing firms, a two-tour Vietnam veteran, and independent voter.
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5 Responses to Holiday Greetings and Wishes

  1. kathy says:

    Ths is so clever!
    A blessed Christmas with your family, Jim and a joyous and healthy New Year writing about our exceptional country.

  2. Lucius Paullus says:

    “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”
    Right back at you Mr. Yardley, and also your family and friends.

  3. Pete Morin says:

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, Jim. May your voice, and keyboard, be heard and appreciated throughout the coming year!

  4. Occam's Turnip Ghost says:

    It’s great to see you back, James.

    The merriest of Christmases to you and your lady.

  5. Morton Peet II says:

    What you said….

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